Putting things in perspective (Part Deux)
My mother always told me that there are two things that you don’t talk about at commencement—politics and religion. I’ve spent countless hours of my precious time working toward my degree here and this is how they repay me? How about they have Maya Angelou come speak instead? Maybe then I’d actually believe that she’s an employee of this university. Zing. Or Arnold Palmer. I’ve always wanted to hear about how he invented the half-and-half. I was planning on donating whatever Pit Meals I have left over after this semester to the Hatch, but he can kiss that sweet ARAMARK-bling goodbye. Rant over… for now.

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