Life topic: Humor

‘If I wrote it’ simply won’t hold up in court
Foreword: This article is in no way a confession of actually writing said article. The author claims no involvement in the writing process and the events that transpire in this article are purely… Read »

Become acclimated to me … and ALE
“In my mind, I’m goin’ to Carolina. Can’t you see the sunshine? Can’t you just feel the moonshine?” Last week, as I made my way back down to Wake, I found myself… Read »

Once upon a movie disaster
Recently, a group of “friends” consisting entirely of girls recruited me to watch an inspiring film about the unwavering power that true love wields over any obstacle between two hierarchically… Read »

Summer offers no hiatus for celebrity scandals and antics
Quite a bit happened over the summer in the entertainment world (although apparently not enough to fill a 700-word requirement). And seeing as I value my opinion above all else, this is the be-all-end-all… Read »

More attention needed for troubled teens
Although it's been nice and warm down here lately, the temperature in my bedroom somehow threatens to reach absolute zero every single night. Fortunately for me, our laptops double as extremely powerful… Read »

Columnist’s mother steps in to write his last article
Columnist's note: Thanks to my parents for compiling this piece (de resistance). Maybe I was too emotionally overwrought to write my own last column. Or maybe my mind is already at post exams. In any… Read »

Sanj-mania threatens to topple America’s favorite show
I suppose I’ll come clean right up front. I have never watched an episode of American Idol in my entire life. But that doesn’t mean I can’t act like I know more about it than everyone else, right?… Read »

Northerner anxiously seeks a dose of Yankee culture
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Masters provides sleepy Easter fun
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Theft causes columnist to have blog withdrawal
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