strategic+plan
Yes, I’m new at this.
Ideas that didn’t quite make the strategic plan this year
Although I know the strategic plan committee is looking out for my best interests, there were a few items left off the plan that I really feel could contribute to this campus. So I will now take the time to list my grievances.
1) A monorail to the Joel and Grove. Monorails are so fun. It could even go through Deacon Tower and would solve parking issues, drinking issues, and promote us being better then everyone else, a trifecta of we still own you .
2) I want the Chapel to project a Deacon head into the night sky. God may not see you, but the Deacon can.
3) Sometimes I think people forget how Wake Forest became what it is. To correct this I would like a Vegas-style light-up glitter cigarette to hang in the third floor entry way of the Benson center because who doesn’t love glittery signs and lung cancer?
4) Trays, in the dining hall. Maybe? No? Ok fine I’ll just go wash three shirts in three different laundry machines instead. Why? Not because I hate the environment, but because I can’t carry my mediocre pasta and my mediocre Asian dish with my drink and crap cookie all at the same time.
Now let’s hear from you, oh intelligent reader.
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